Jesters were usually the wisest members of royal courts, due to the extra brains stored in their three-pronged hats. Let a modern jokester share some of his brains with you with today's Groupon: for $24, you get a standup comedy night for two at Ontario Improv (up to a $141.75 total value). The comedy night for two includes:
- Two tickets to a show of your choice (up to a $22 value each)
- One appetizer (up to a $9.75 value)
- Four tickets for future shows (up to a $22 value each)
All shows have a two-item minimum, meaning that in addition to the appetizer each person must purchase at least two drinks or food items.
Ontario Improv––an affiliate of the nationwide, legend-launching Improv Comedy Clubs––entertains twosomes with an ever-changing lineup of some of the country's finest chuckle hurlers. Bring a friend, loved one, or newborn clone to take in the rich, creamy stylings of Richard Villa in Refried Wednesday on August 3 (a $10 value each) as he recounts his childhood in Compton, or check out Bill Bellamy August 18–21 (a $22 value each), star of Def Comedy Jam and host of Last Comic Standing, in which standups must perform on a stage covered in ball bearings. Peruse the drink and dinner menus for an appetizer to accentuate between-set socializing, such as a golden crispy shrimp platter (a $9.75 value) or a log cabin of Showroom fries with garlic mayonnaise (a $5.75 value). Select a future show, such as Leno veteran Willie Barcena's on September 2–4 (an $18 value each), and either recruit another couple to accompany, take in four shows solo, or simply practice self-splitting like an amoeba.
4555 Mills Cir.
Ontario, California 91764