In the days before mirrors, baseball players would collect their own baseball cards so that they'd always know what they looked like, regardless of slugging percentage. Enjoy the reflective nature of photographs for yourself with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour photo session, with 20 high-resolution edited images on a CD, from Improvisational Portraits (a $90 value).
Improvisational Portraits' founder Anthony L. Brice tames wild beasts of lighting, framing, design, and timing with the whipcrack of his camera to create stylish portraits that capture the true personality of the subject. During the one-hour photo session, done on any location within 50 miles of the 20006 zip code, clients can get unlimited photos taken with an unlimited amount of wardrobe changes. After the session, Brice will give photographees a copyright-free CD containing 20 high-resolution images. Each one will be corrected and touched up before being placed in an online gallery, so you can show relatives in faraway lands just good you look in your collection of vintage Edwardian tea dresses. This deal also includes a 50% discount on up to 10 printed images (up to 5"x7") from the shoot.
Dig your favorite smile out of storage and make an appointment with Improvisational Portraits for an hour of portraiture photography showing the real you, despite your myriad attempts to hide it from the world through the use of Thomas Pynchon disguises.