What You'll Get
Despite their mechanical nature, cars are sensitive and must be groomed, protected, and lulled to sleep by the sound of a mechanic ripping up a Haynes manual. Show your car you care with today’s Groupon to Independence Auto in Maple Plain. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get three oil changes and one tire rotation (a $136.24 value).
- For $89, you get five oil changes and two tire rotations (a $233.73 value).
Independence Auto owner Cory Larson, a factory-trained technician with more than 20 years of in-garage experience, swaps engine-obstructing oils for clean lubricants in foreign and domestic cars of all makes and models. During each oil-change service, spent fluids ride into the sunset as up to 5 quarts of new oil grease interior metals and lubricate the pistons until they can pump in 5/4 time. While hoisted on the check-up table, cars are temporality relieved of their tires, which are repositioned at opposite ends of the car in order to equalize tread wear, prolong tire life, and discontinue in-fighting over which wheel knows the best shortcuts.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 12, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. Valid for up to 5 quarts of oil. Extra fee for synthetic oil. Extra fee for oversized vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.