What You'll Get
Today’s Groupon gives your jeans the opportunity to stand out from the factions of alternative leg warmers with $145 worth of custom-fit jeans from online jeanery indiDenim for $80. Custom fitters look slick while providing your lower half with specially catered comfort that makes surviving a 24-hour day not only tolerable but rather increditastic. It's the perfect holiday gift for that special someone who wants special jeans specially tailored to his or her special shape.
There are billions of people in the world and even more people than that wear jeans distributed to stores from tremendously large denim factories. The jeans at indiDenim aren’t made for the masses; instead they are built to match your individual form—no matter what your proportions are or how many legs you have. With a wide closet full of styles for both women and men, indiDenim takes the measurements you provide and builds them into a very individual pair of pants. Most jeans are $145, but if you choose a more expensive pair, you can pay the difference. Send back your jeans as many times as it takes until they’re perfect pants because indiDenim offers free shipping and unlimited alterations. Once your jean template is flawless, they'll keep it on hand for future orders.
The confidence that comes with the perfect fit is immediate and will joyfully lead you into all sorts of shameless table-dancing and hallway-strutting. Never dread searching for that glove-like fit that jean connoisseurs dream and journal. Like a denim Billy Joel, these pants love you just the way you are and take you bowling, even though you'd rather go to a baseball game.
- I was really skeptical of the whole process, but I'm a changed woman. When I pulled these out of the package and slid them on, I was shocked. I couldn't believe how they hugged every curve. – Kyla, Blue Collar Catwalk
- I’m really in love with this concept! The price points are similar to other premium denim brands, but you customize everything. You owe it to yourself to go play around on there and design your own pair!! – Jessica Schroeder, What I Wore
What Do Businessmen Think of Designing Pants?
Since the concept of letting people design their own clothes first came about, the men of big business have not been happy. Here's an excerpt from Trouser and Jodhpur Concern Quarterly, the journal of pants manufacturers, from 1956:
- Is the emerging "trend" of customizable clothing more than just the latest licentious Hollywood craze? Is it, truth be told, a Red plot to indoctrinate our children, steal our livelihoods, and spread the cold specter of Communism over our shores? The threat of personalized pants is akin to forcing a young mother to sew her own American flag and to leave off some of our 48 states.
Our great country is founded on the ability to choose for oneself—and we stand fully behind the right of every proud American to choose pants created by our brave pants-manufacturing concerns. Why take away this fundamental right and force Americans to design their own pants when they would rather participate in baseball matches and local elections? AMERICANS, do your part to stamp out the Red Menace and buy pants!
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 15, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. May purchase multiple as gifts. If cost exceeds $145, customer must pay difference. No returns; only exchanges and alterations. Tax not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.