Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get three tanning cocktails (a UV tan followed by a full-body airbrush tan, a $105 total value) at Indian Summer on Merriman Road.

A tanning cocktail at Indian Summer combines high-quality beds with a fast, natural-looking airbrush tan for a total tint transformation. Start in a tanning bed for a quick UV session (normally $5; the length of the tan and type of bed will be determined through a consultation with a staff member) that leaves your skin warm, helping the spray tan activate faster. Next, a full-body airbrush tan ($30) will instantly transform your look for a complete photoskinthesis. You'll emerge from your golden-brown cocoon a nicely toasted human butterfly.

Owner David Rishel used his Native American expertise to focus on peace and the earth's powers when crafting Indian Summer's list of luxurious beautification and wellness services. The cozy, earth-toned studio is a comfortable environment to beautify your insides as well as your outsides. You must call ahead to make an appointment.