For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Combat pizza envy with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage (up to a $60 value) at Indriya Massage, with locations in Copiague and Bethpage. You may also upgrade to another form of massage and pay the difference.
The experienced certified body bufferer at Indriya Massage pampers and restores balance to distressed torsos and achy appendages using the holistic healing powers of human hands. Today’s deal nets you a 60-minute Swedish kneading, a popular technique that uses light or medium pressure to loosen knots and alleviate stress. The smooth, gliding strokes alleviate taut muscles and promote relaxation, easing overworked limbs and melting tension into a conveniently positioned bucket. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from your ear by a street magician.
In addition to possessing a black belt in stress destruction, Indriya Massage master Linton Alfred is a retired police detective and practicing teacher of Tai Chi and Dragon Style kung fu. He channels his discipline and limber limbs to restore equilibrium to your spirit vessel, leaving it feeling tranquil and restored. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.
24-hour cancellation policy for massages.