What You'll Get
Like a good horror movie, a good exercise regimen shocks the body out of its lethargy, which is why so many personal trainers chase their clients on treadmills while brandishing anacondas. Get in less terrified shape with today’s Groupon: for $150, you get one month of personal training sessions (8 total sessions, a $65 value/session) at Infinite Iron in Ypsilanti (a $520 total value).
The experienced personal fitness trainers at Infinite Iron design custom strength-training programs that include differing levels of weightlifting and cardio depending on the results clients wish to achieve. In one month of 45-minute sessions, gym-goers pump dumbbells and barbells to build muscle and swallow medicine balls to fight head colds. Clients make full use of the gym's equipment, which includes kettlebells, bosu balls, and swiss balls. Trainees also run in place on treadmills and ellipticals in order to raise their heart rates and to symbolize the lack of progress mankind has made in the science of mustard-stain removal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate sessions by 2/22/12, sessions expire 1mo from activation date. Reservation required; subject to availability. Must sign waiver. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.