More people than ever are living a sedentary lifestyle: waking up in their racecar beds, driving to work in their racecars, sitting for eight hours in the passenger seats of experimental racecars as men in lab coats slam them into concrete walls, and then driving home again. Race to a slim physique without moving with today's Groupon: for $54, you get five MIC fat-burning injections at Infinite Vitality Weight Loss in Clearwater (a $150 value).
The weight-loss experts at Infinite Vitality Weight Loss help clients to slip into sleek bodies with vitamin- and amino-acid-infused MIC injections. A powerful serum of methionine, inositol, and choline aims to break down fat reserves and flush out bodily toxins. The injections may rev up sluggish metabolisms, bolster liver function, prevent fatigue, and reduce bad cholesterol. For best results, clients should combine the injections with a healthy, low-calorie diet and exercise, such as digging their home a new Olympic-size lap pool.