Similar to old pennies, toxins are ubiquitous, harmful if swallowed, and may contain trace amounts of Abraham Lincoln. Purge bodies of waste and past presidents with today's Groupon to Infinity Health & Wellness Center. Choose between the following options:
- For $35, you get a 45-minute colonic session (a $75 value).
- For $59, you get a deluxe 60-minute colonic session (a $125 value).
Using FDA-registered equipment, Infinity's certified colon hydrotherapists coach patients through the basic colonic procedure, gently infusing filtered, temperature-controlled water into the body using the Water Lily and Colenz colonic systems. Infinity's cleansing device helps gently eliminate waste from the colon and ensures proper hygiene by using only disposable speculums and water sterilized via ultraviolet light and advanced filtration. Deluxe 60-minute treatments ($125) include the addition of 50 billion microorganism probiotics to replace friendly bacteria lost during the procedure, a lymphatic brush to cleanse the lymph system, and an organic energy drink to replace electrolytes that wandered off without leaving a note.
Infinity Health & Wellness Center
Certified colon hydrotherapist Cheryl Tyler established Infinity Health & Wellness Center as a means to help others gain control of their health through the use of colonics. With assistance from registered nurse Ruth Davidson—a walking testament to the weight-loss effects of colonics—Cheryl and company are able to naturally restore balance to digestive tracts exhibiting signs of bloating, fatigue, and IBS. To gain these results, trained hydrotherapists only use a FDA-registered colonic machine sterilized with UV light, disposable speculums, and water so pure it freezes upon hearing swear words. To enhance the treatment, clients can opt for the deluxe colonic, which includes an electrolyte-rich energy drink, or tack on a foot reflexology treatment.