Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Keep nature's rewards polished with today's Groupon: for $189, you get a custom-fitted teeth-whitening package at Ingleside Dental Associates on Ingleside Avenue (a $395 value).
Ingleside Dental Associates protects smiles, maintains healthy gums, and rejuvenates dulled mouths. The take-home whitening service utilizes the Opalescence whitening solution, a high-concentration formula with 15% carbamide peroxide, to help clients achieve a whiter smile faster than over the counter remedies or painting on vanilla frosting. The 8-vial package comes with a set of custom-molded upper and lower whitening trays, ensuring a snug fit and reducing the possibility of gum damage. Before and after evidence of tooth shade is taken to illustrate the brightening transformation, which is noticeable within 7–10 days of the treatment.