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What You'll Get
Much like laundry, the human body must be cleansed, ironed, and strewn about on lawns during heated quarrels. Overcome inner toxic nemeses with today's Groupon to Inner Awakening Healing Center in Pacifica. Choose from the following options:
- For $55, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $110 value).
- For $70, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session, and one 30-minute infrared-sauna session (a $140 value).
- For $75, you get a seven-day beginner's cleanse (a $150 value). Cleanses take place one week a month, and the next is scheduled for October 1–8.
Inner Awakening Healing Center strives to purify the body through holistic healing, energy medicine, and detoxification treatments. Colon hydrotherapy is an intestinal irrigation treatment that flushes out toxins and the boluses they rode in on. Following an initial health consultation, several warm, pure-water passes administered by an experienced hydrotherapist cleanse intestinal walls of the childish crayon doodles of clinging ne'er-do-wells. Repeat visits are recommended, but clients who undergo the 90-minute process have reported improved digestion, increased energy and well-being, and a greater appreciation for local carnival rides. The second detoxification package features colon hydrotherapy and includes one infrared-sauna treatment, during which heat seeps directly into the body, burrowing down deep and wringing out two to three times more sweat than standard hot rocks in a cedar room.
The beginner’s cleanse helps participants identify and remove toxins from their daily lives by implementing nutritional changes to improve their health. After an orientation and lesson on raw-food prep at the healing center, detoxifiers follow their cleanse manuals at home and digitally attend two teleclasses throughout the week. Cleansing apprentices discover that regular consumption of essential nutrients heightens happiness, energy, and toxin security-threat levels.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Inner Awakening Healing Center
Technicians at Inner Awakening Healing Center strive to instill wellness through promoting holistic health practices. To that end, they use a variety of modalities that help bodies shed unhealthy debris that accumulates internally. Carefully curated to assist each client attain optimal health, these remedies can include physical treatments, such as lymphatic drainage to help the body remove congestion in its tissues. Energy- and education-based treatments like Reiki and nutritional counseling can also be beneficial when administered by a team member with expertise, a high level of training, and a relaxed approach.