The human body requires irrigation, much like golf-course lawns or a naval-battle reenactment in the living room. Flush your physique with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a colon hydrotherapy session at Inner Spa in Newtown (a $125 value).
Inner Spa's licensed nurses and certified hydrotherapists detoxify bodies and assuage symptoms such as chronic fatigue via colon hydrotherapy. Each one-hour session begins with a personal health consultation to identify treatment goals and expectations. The FDA-approved hydrotherapy device and one-time-use equipment then send a gentle flow of filtered water through the colon, dislodging accumulated toxins and old receipts as customers relax to soothing music; private bathrooms in each treatment room ensure modesty. The therapy may help to bolster the immune system, stimulate healthy muscle contraction in the colon, and promote proper usage of the semi-colon.
Though Inner Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
4 Terry Dr.
Atrium Building, Suite 12
Newtown, Pennsylvania 18940