What You'll Get
Though its primary purpose remains disrupting college lectures and movie screenings, laser light has also proven useful in the precise removal of human hair. Today's smooth-making Groupon lets you reap the benefits of America's favorite repurposed supervillain weapon: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Innovative Directions in Health (up to a $600 value) in Edina. This deal can be used on facial-area (lip, brow, chin, cheeks, sideburns), bikini-line, or underarm hair removal.
Innovative Directions in Health’s follicle-zapping specialists can sharp-shoot unwanted hair from a variety of prickly-prone areas. Dr. Khalid Mahmud, a leader in anti-aging technology and the former chief of medicine at North Memorial Medical Center in Minneapolis, supervises a skilled team that removes hair medically and efficiently, without razors, waxes, or MDA-banned slumber-party incantations. Using Aurora Laser Hair Removal technology, trained staff members send controlled pulses of electrical energy and light into skin, destroying hair at its roots. Streamline upper lips (a $300 value), chins (a $375 value), underarms (a $600 value), and bikini lines (a $600 value) to satisfy mankind’s envy of aerodynamic animals. Each pulse lasts less than one second and most people require between four and six treatments for total hair obliteration; combine two Groupons to achieve the recommended dose of focused phasing. Check out the FAQ for additional information.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. Valid toward facial, bikini line, or underarm sessions. 48-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.