Holding on to youthful skin can be a difficult challenge, much like discovering cold fusion or gripping a greased umbrella in an electrical storm. Restore your natural magnetism with today's Groupon: for $139, you get a fractional facial skin resurfacing (a $300 value) from Spa MD at Innovative Vein on North Greenwich Rd.

Techs wield non-invasive lasers to dismiss sun damage and early signs of aging with little to no downtime. Smoothing skin while brightening facial complexions and deposing discoloration, Spa MD’s fractional laser helps reverse the signs of aging by reconfiguring tissue to age in much longer Neptune years. Helping to correct damage caused by the Sun’s incessant hurling of UV light and space rocks, the non-invasive treatment also bids adieu to dull dermis by reducing pore size and the appearance of blemishes. In addition to beautifying frontispieces, the treatment also employs Frankenstein jolts of laser love to jazz up collagen growth, which will continue to improve skin appearance for months. Patients can return to work immediately after the treatment and should expect minor irritation and redness for a few days, with a full recovery generally occuring within five days and a face mistaken for Cleopatra’s within 10 days.