What You'll Get
A strong man wrestles you to the ground to show off; a stronger man boosts your self-esteem and then accidentally breaks three of your ribs with a supportive hug. Learn the tenets of both strength and community with today's Groupon: for $39, you get one month of unlimited classes at Insanity Boot Camp (an $80 value).
At Insanity Boot Camp, captained by former professional baseball player Sean Keats, fitness seekers ignite caloric bonfires during high-intensity, comprehensive workouts. Subjects rouse sleepy sweat glands in 30-minute indoor throwdowns fusing cardio, weights, stomach-flattening exercises, and yodelling lessons designed to burn more than 600 calories per session. Insanity's certified trainer sculpts campers with innovative resistance and body-weight regimens, eschewing cardio machines and dumbbells for more dynamic conditioning. Training evolves throughout the course of the boot camp in order to expedite weight loss and incorporate a spectrum of fitness challenges. Insanity guarantees significant results and the ability to remove car boots with bare hands.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 7/2/12, pass expires 1 month from activation date. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.