Before the advent of modern sanitary standards, medieval Europeans washed their cars at most once a year, facilitating the spread of such diseases as tire rot, engine fever, and the Buick Plague. Keep your car free of feebleness with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a gift card for two full-service car washes, two exterior treatments, and one Rain-X treatment at Inside-n-Out Handwash (a $73 total value).
Inside-n-Out Handwash provides thorough, professional, and environmentally conscious car-washing services. During the Inside-n-Out treatment, an onslaught of 11 car-cleansing services are performed, including a hand wash with gentle gloves, a tire scrub, a towel dry, an interior wipe down, and a vacuuming to remove the peanut-butter stains mysteriously left overhead. The gift card also includes one Rain-X treatment, rendering windows and mirrors resistant to precipitation and bouncing water off exterior surfaces like an exercise ball hitting a coworker's unsuspecting face. While the services are being performed, future clean-car owners can relax in the waiting room, taking advantage of the complimentary coffee, flat-screen TVs, and free wireless internet.
Though they acknowledge that other automatic options may be quicker, the friendly staff at Inside-n-Out Handwash takes pride in the attentiveness with which they service each customer’s car. Their hands-on approach allows them to tailor their services to each car’s most sullied spots as they manually scrub, dry, vacuum, and wax headlights’ eyebrows. Inside-n-Out stocks only gentle cleaning products that augment an already environmentally friendly process, as it uses less water than at-home car washing. As an added service to the community, Inside-n-Out facilitates fundraising events with no upfront costs to the participating organization.