In nature, the only way for animals to achieve perfect vision is to crossbreed with an eagle, usually resulting in eagle-eyed abominations such as snakes with talons and flying pumas. Keeping human senses sharp is a less formidable task, as today’s Groupon proves: for $49, you get $150 toward an eye exam, frames, or lenses at Insight Eye Care, located in the University Mall in Orem.
Insight Eye Care gives the gift of clear vision to eyeballs and their respective owners with a wide range of frames and services. With 29 years of experience assessing ocular orbs, optometrist Dr. Douglas Satterfield administers vision exams ($69.95) for eyeglasses, asking those with clinical Monet-vision to read from the vision chart or spot a pyramid scheme from a mile away.
Insight Eye Care offers a wealth of designer frames, including brands like Calvin Klein, Tommy Hilfiger, and Via Spiga, as well as frames for the more budget-minded and/or Woody Allen–impersonating (frames run from $79.95 to $399.95; lenses start at $65). Most single-vision prescriptions come with same-day service, and Saturday and evening appointments are available. Customers are encouraged to fill out a patient form prior to their appointment to cut down on waiting time.