Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 60-minute deluxe European aromatherapy facial and a 10-minute hand-and-foot hydration treatment at Inspired Design Hair Studio in Trinity (a $90 value).
The skilled staff at Inspired Design Hair Studio performs façade-altering facials and appendage-soothing scrubs within a relaxing spa space. Let the savvy aestheticians employ their dexterous digits to extract impurities from clogged pores and deep clean the face's putting ground. A gentle exfoliation sloughs off superfluous skin, and a rejuvenating face and décolletage massage and mask make for a surface as soft as a freshly waxed hot dog (a $60 value). The tranquil treatment doesn't stop with the face, as arm and leg appendages also get the attention they deserve for allowing you to walk around and point at things. The phalange professionals will apply sugar scrub to the hands and feet to remove dead epidermis, stimulate circulation, and hydrate your bodily turf, transforming unpleasant piggies into to pristine pocket and shoe inhabitants (a $30 value).