In the Dark Ages, people cleansed themselves of slings and arrows with outrageous fortunes, soaking themselves in baths of Fabergé-egg-infused gold doubloons. Revel in a more affordable and effective treatment with today's deal: for $50, you get one mineral body wrap at Instafirm Body Wraps (a $125 value). This slimming center is located in Troy. This Groupon covers the cost of a Debut Wrap; the $125 value can also be put toward a more expensive wrap.
Ancient Egyptians proved the power of body wraps to make subjects appear more mysterious and shapely with little effort. Instafirm perfects the process for optimal results, transforming your body without removing any organs. Each non-invasive session begins in a private wrapping room. No birthday suits are allowed, as ladies and gents are kindly asked to sport swimsuit-sized coverage for optimal results. With experience in sushi, cigars, and transporting area rugs from here to there, the friendly rolling experts at Instafirm will measure you and snugly drape your body in a warm blanket of bandages soaked in a mineral-rich solution. Unlike passive wraps that just dehydrate you, Instafirm works with your body to achieve a thinner appearance and to smooth out cellulite and stretch marks. An hour of light exercise can also be coupled with an infrared sauna to throw unneeded flab and slack out the window into neighboring yards, eventually blossoming as apple trees. For more information on your session, take a look at the wrap facts.
Typically, unwrapped guests reveal a loss of 6–20 inches after just one session. Instafirm Body Wraps uses Suddenly Slender wraps, the cutting edge of cutting dress sizes. Armed with futuristic inch-shaving powers, the skilled technicians will wrap your body, wrap your heart, and rap you any Biz Markie hit from 1989. Call to make your appointment.
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Instafirm Body Wraps & Spa
Instafirm Body Wraps & Spa's selection of Tyra Banks– and Ellen DeGeneres–approved wraps streamlines figures with a blend of nutrition-grade minerals and electrolytes that doesn't dehydrate the body. In private treatment rooms, trained technicians cocoon patrons in solution-soaked bandages that shrink circumferences by up to 20 inches, smooth cellulite, and induce flashbacks of childhood mummy costumes. A full supplement of spa treatments includes custom facial masks, microdermabrasion, and detoxifying footbaths.