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What You'll Get
Body wraps, like chrysalides, morph physiques into more beautiful versions of themselves, but without the expensive wardrobe modifications required to accommodate newly sprouted wings. Transform into a flightless butterfly with today’s Groupon to Instafirm Body Wraps. Choose between the following options:
• For $50, you get one mineral body wrap (a $125 value).
• For $139, you get three mineral body wraps (up to a $375 value).
Using wraps touted by Tyra Banks and Rachael Ray, Instafirm Body Wraps trims inches from fluffy frames with mineral-based solutions that can tighten, smooth, and slim to reveal revised contours. Private wrap rooms await human-clad bathing suits that are each measured in 19 different areas to properly calculate total-inch losses. Guests can point out trouble areas, or loud-mouthed lymph nodes that require extra muffling, and wrap technicians will bundle bods in layers of porous, elastic bandages soaked in minerals and electrolytes.
Over the course of the next hour, mummified patrons don heat-hoarding ponchos and ride low-impact fitness equipment to stay limber for the postreveal dance-off, stopping twice for resaturation. An infrared sauna heated to 120 degrees, the temperature at which ice-cream evaporates, keeps bones cozy and bone boxes hydrated while wraps work to rid cells of toxins and bumpy patches of cellulite. Once the hour is up, clients return to their secret room to confirm a guaranteed minimum 6-inch loss and blow out the candles on their newly slimmed birthday suit.
Though Instafirm Body Wraps sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must reserve appointment by 1/17/12. New clients only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Instafirm Body Wraps & Spa
Instafirm Body Wraps & Spa's selection of Tyra Banks– and Ellen DeGeneres–approved wraps streamlines figures with a blend of nutrition-grade minerals and electrolytes that doesn't dehydrate the body. In private treatment rooms, trained technicians cocoon patrons in solution-soaked bandages that shrink circumferences by up to 20 inches, smooth cellulite, and induce flashbacks of childhood mummy costumes. A full supplement of spa treatments includes custom facial masks, microdermabrasion, and detoxifying footbaths.