Though it doesn’t provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get a one-hour relaxation massage or deep-tissue massage at Integrated Massage Therapy Center Inc. (an $86.20 value). Choose from the following locations: Cleveland, Euclid, Independence, Lakewood, North Olmstead, Parma, Stow, Westlake, and Warrensville Heights.
Integrated Massage Therapy Center’s team of muscle menders employs a variety of kneading techniques to target each back’s problems. During the one-hour deep-tissue massage, therapists’ fingers spelunk through the body’s cavernous nervous system to find and dislodge deep-seated soft-tissue maladies, an expedition that yields better posture as well as a wish-granting statuette. The 60-minute relaxation massage gently kneads toxins out of surface epidermis, unties muscle knots, and improves circulation. The massage maestro follows up the procedure with advice on how to remain as loose as an unassembled IKEA goose using nutrition and exercise.