What You'll Get
Having sore muscles, like signing a five-year lease or wearing lead socks, makes it difficult to move. Evict tensely wound tenants with today's Groupon to Integrated Physical Health. Choose between the following options:
- For $40, you get one 45-minute therapeutic massage (a $135 value).
- For $120, you get three 45-minute therapeutic massages (a $405 value).
The licensed muscle manipulators at Integrated Physical Health ease aches and pains during massages that emphasize the therapeutic dimension of body kneading. Each 45-minute massage addresses the client's specific needs, using techniques that manipulate soft tissue to ameliorate soreness and tune up backs that are embedded with tiny accordions. Integrated Physical Health touts the medical benefits of massage, but visitors also benefit from the aura of relaxation that accompanies each treatment. After a series of expertly executed kneadings, guests may notice improved circulation, increased range of motion, and the aroma of fresh-baked, self-rising muscles.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. Must redeem 3 Massage option in full buy 3/7/12. Massages non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.