After a long day of besieging steppe settlements, the Mongol hordes liked to kick back with a vigorous massage, a copy of the Daily Khan, and a nice warm glass of fermented yak’s milk. Conquer your own serenity with today’s Groupon to Integrated Wellness in Ponchatoula. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get one cellulite seaweed body wrap (a $110 value).
- For $159, you get three cellulite seaweed body wraps (a $330 value).
Certified natural-health practitioner Elizabeth Hotard of Integrated Wellness nourishes physiques and promotes health with a variety of naturopathic services. During a one-hour cellulite seaweed body wrap, Hotard utilizes pure ground seaweed and green-tea extract to bundle bodies in the nurturing, leafy arms of a holistic slimming treatment. Potentially helping to increase metabolic rates and decrease water retention, the wrap may tone and tighten the body to improve the overall texture of the skin, smooth cellulite-riddled regions, and flatten out lingering dinosaur footprints. A relaxing scalp massage supplements the body wrap, which finishes with the application of organic body butters infused with oil of lavender to hydrate the skin.