What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour medical or deep-tissue massage at IWS Medical Massage. Redeem this Groupon at the Rochester, Greece, or Pittsford locations (a $70 value).
IWS's team of master muscle rejuvenators is led by owner Craig Danehy, who has applied his medical expertise to relieving aches and pains for more than a decade. The squad of special-ops stress softeners provide therapeutic massages to soothe sore bodies, calm the nerves of the preternaturally tense, relieve acute and chronic muscular pain, and help rehabilitate injured athletes and full-contact chess players. The warriors of this army of kneaders are all fully licensed and no-fault insurance specialists that cater to those with injuries from auto accidents. Craig's extracurriculars include the position of lead medical provider for the Gorilla Massage Fund, which helps provide relief to sufferers of multiple sclerosis.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for listed service. Must use in 1 visit. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.