Weight loss is a challenge in today’s increasingly sedentary world of drive-thru fast-food chains, drive-thru car washes, and drive-thru fun runs. Step out of the car and into a fitter lifestyle with today's Groupon to Integrative Health Center of Virginia in Falls Church, Virginia. Choose between the following options:
- For $39, you get one weight-loss consultation (a $150 value)
- For $199, you get a series of seven weight-loss consultations (a $649 value)
Naturopathic doctor Dr. Ogilvie takes the whole body—including physical, mental, and emotional symptoms—into account when addressing a client's weight issues. During the 60-minute initial consultation, and, if chosen, six subsequent consultations, patients learn to lose weight naturally and keep it off through dietary and lifestyle changes and by coating skin in Vaseline so that new calories can't get a proper grip. As part of the initial consultation, Dr. Ogilvie takes patients' blood pressure, performs a metabolic screening, and uses a biomeridian machine, which measures energy conductivity to assess general health. Dr. Ogilvie also illustrates the benefits of properly combining real foods, assigns take-home quizzes in Nutritional Biochemistry 101, and demonstrates how to make healthy choices in unhealthy environments, like condemned gingerbread houses or overly-buttery corn mazes.