What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $197, you get a complete 21-day detoxification package from Integrative Sports and Wellness Medical Center in the Hills (a $405 value).
Integrative Sports Wellness Medical Center's stalwart staff employs a multidisciplinary approach to placate the painful areas of stressed-out soul sacks. The thoroughly supervised detoxification/purification program is designed to cleanse clients of toxins found in pollution, smoking, junk food, and daily moose attacks. Before the detox begins, an initial consultation and wellness exam (a $102 value) preps patrons for the 21-day program, which involves imbibing organic whole-food supplements such as capsules, powders, and purifying shakes, meant to work with the body’s own waste-disposal systems to provide detox support (a $197 value). Along with keeping a daily health and weight-loss log, a 30-minute massage (a $45 value) mollifies muscles, and a 30-day follow-up exam (a $61 value) debriefs doctors and patients on progress made.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiples as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Austin Sports and Wellness
Austin Sports and Wellness Chiro Center's health experts, under the watchful gaze of Dr's Russ Jepson, DC and Casey Garman, DC, aim to aid patients in the quest for improved health. They do so with a diverse palette of treatments, including chiropractic services, massage therapy, rehab therapy, and spinal decompression traction therapy. The spinal- and muscular-focused treatments help improve lifestyle, decrease pain and injury, and avoid surgery—along with the need to be scolded for slouching at the dinner table.