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What You'll Get
Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth’s heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today’s Groupon: to Integrity Therapeutic Massage. Choose between the following options:
- For $34, you get a 60-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or warm-stone massage (up to a $75 value).
- For $49, you get a 90-minute Swedish, deep-tissue, or warm-stone massage (up to a $110 value).<p>
At Integrity Therapeutic Massage, dedicated wellness curators call on extensive training and therapeutic modalities to eliminate pain, tension, and a range of naturally pent-up toxins. Through individual consultations, resident therapists Sara and Laura become acquainted with clients to inform their decision on the best massage modality. Swedish-massage clients submit tense bodies to a series of kneading, rolling, tapping, and vibration techniques designed to stimulate circulation and enhance natural healing when coupled with one of many essential oils. Deep-tissue techniques counteract chronic muscular pain with firm pressure applied to sublayer musculature. For a more mind-melting massage, the warm-stone experience instills clients with a serene feeling previously known only to iguanas planking peacefully on sun-swept boulders.
_ Though Integrity Therapeutic Massage sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available._
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.