What You'll Get
Like an Olympic sprinter with his head stuck in a stairway banister, vehicle engines desperately need lubrication if they're going to run properly. Oil up with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get an oil change, a tire rotation, and a 21-point inspection at Integron Auto Centre (a $79.95 value).
Integron Auto Centre’s service technicians coddle cars with 60 minutes of auto-enhancing services. Thirsty dipsticks sip themselves satisfied after an oil change, which replaces the engine’s stock of weathered oil, and a tire rotation fosters smoother rides and enduring wheels. A government-certified 21-point inspection can reveal a batch of potential problems before they arise, from faulty horns to ignitions with an arson record. As a bonus, the centre’s hot-rod-whisperers top off wiper fluid at no additional cost and offer a 20,000-kilometre warranty on all sedan-sating services. Patrons can point laptops toward free wireless Internet and fill travel mugs with complimentary coffee as they send their mechanical carriages off to 10 bays of stables.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Additional charge for synthetic oil and diesel engines. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.