Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $44, you get a one-hour colonic session at Internal Cleansing and Healing Center (a $100 value).
The licensed staff of Internal Cleansing and Healing Center helps patients to evacuate the tail end of their digestive tracts during 30- to 40-minute encounters with the Angel of Water colonic hydrotherapy system. The open system works by flushing colons with water first purified with UV light and a screening of Miracle on 34th Street, then warmed to match the client's body temperature. Once the sanitized nozzle is inserted, patients recline on a comfy backrest as waste flows away from the body and into the out-of-sight containment basin. After the private 10-gallon cleansing, a personal shower sprayer rinses clients without requiring them to move from the seat. Once dressed, clients may review waste makeup with an experienced staffer by peering through the closed containment basin, ensuring the digestive system is healthy and experiencing no lingering issues from last year's button-eating contest.
Internal Cleansing & Healing Center
The staff at Internal Cleansing & Healing Center nurtures patients’ insides with an array of holistic treatments. They outfit private rooms with the Angel of Water colonic-hydrotherapy system, which helps flush waste from the colon to leave bodies feeling lighter. Ionic foot-detox treatments aim to evict toxins with a relaxing soak, and nutritional consultants gear eating plans according to blood type and favorite jelly-bean flavor.