Hindsight is always 20-20, which is why great drivers travel only in reverse. Enhance the eyes in the front of your head with today’s Groupon: for $2,500, you get LASIK surgery at International Eyecare Center in Quincy, Illinois (a $5,198 value).
International Eyecare Center helps eyeball owners maintain their ocular orbs through Zyoptix LASIK procedures that correct nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. Like a pirate in search of the treasure he buried in his own face, Zyoptix maps out 9,000 points on the eye, then generates a three-dimensional image that doctors refer to as they plan personalized eye repair. Both eyes are treated on the same visit, with status-monitoring appointments scheduled for the next day, one week, one month, three months, six months, and one year after initial services.
Lasik is a nigh-painless process, though patients are encouraged to sleep at least five hours afterward to allow the natural healing powers of the eye to take over and grant the ability to see through lead-based paint. Follow-up appointments can take place at the offices in Mexico or Fulton, if preferred. Although most visual afflictions may be corrected with LASIK, an initial exam helps determine whether patients' sight difficulties and parasitic sunglasses can be treated; a full refund will be administered to those not medically suited for the procedure.
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