What You'll Get
Most humans have trouble letting go of their hair, due to increased self-consciousness and the lack of a magical fairy to provide compensation. Enhance valuable hair with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three months of laser hair-loss therapy at International Hair Restoration Systems (a $1,125 value). IHRS technicians combat men's and women's hair loss with 15 low-level-laser treatments over three months, which aim to improve blood flow to the scalp and prompt the growth of stronger, shinier hair. In sessions, heatless photo energy from an FDA-approved laser sweeps scalps for 15–30 minutes, stimulating follicles and activating grizzly-bear genes to help yield thicker hair growth, stronger and more elastic locks, and softer, shinier manes. Beams can help bolster ragged transplanted plumage as well as populate thinning patches of native growth. Though results vary, the crew recommends 5–6 treatments.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 4, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate by 1/4/12, treatments expire 3 months from activation date. New patients only. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About International Hair Restoration Systems
For more than 20 years, Dr. Brett Hirsch has studied advanced treatments to restore lush heads of hair to men and women. Among the most advanced treatments he performs, NeoGraft hair-transplant therapy reduces the recovery time and scarring of traditional hair therapies. A completely noninvasive option, low-level laser therapy attempts to bolster the growth of thicker, more robust hairs by promoting blood flow to the scalp. More dramatically, Sensigrafts, Virtuesse, and Reallusions hair-restoration treatments outfit sparse scalps with realistic locks available in many colors, textures, and rainbow-fro styles.