Although their streamlined shape makes parking horses a snap, their peanut allergies and rabid hatred of the goalkeeper's different-colored jersey make riding one to a soccer game impossible. Saddle up for vehicular convenience with today's Groupon: for $7, you get parking for one Seattle Sounders home game at Union Station Parking Garage, run by International Parking Management (a $15 value).
International Parking Management houses the four-wheeled conveyances of satisfied drivers in parking centers across Seattle, each offering guaranteed spaces and personal assistance. Seattle Sounders game-day passes secure sport-loving street sailors a comfortable place to rest their rubber, ensuring a parking space close to Qwest Field where extroverted autos can discuss floor-mat fashions with like-minded modern carriages. Should drivers ever lock their keys in the car, need assistance in changing a flat tire, or forget to turn off their headlights, International Parking Management can dispatch a partnered motor medic free of charge, keeping soccer fans on the road and hermitic dollar bills in their cozy leather confines.