Unlike humans, who operate on a delicate balance of ginseng, vitamin D, and middle-school history textbooks, most important gadgets harness battery power. Take advantage of the universal life source with today’s Groupon to Interstate All Battery Center’s, valid at the Kalamazoo and Coldwater locations. Choose between the following options:
- For $34, you get a package of household batteries (a $68.95 value), which includes the following:
- 24 AA Workaholic batteries
- 24 AAA Workaholic batteries
- 8 9-Volt Workaholic batteries
- 12 C Workaholic batteries
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- For $10, you get $25 worth of batteries.
Interstate All Battery Center leads the charge in power outposts, providing lifelong Michiganders and reserve-power road trippers with brand-new batteries for their trucks, cell phones, computers, and other appliances. With a vast storehouse of more than 16,000 products, Interstate carries batteries for nearly every brand of laptop and PC, as well as an expansive line-up of automotive batteries to restore sedans, coupes, and station wagons after a long night of headlight staring contests. Hearing aid batteries ($3.99-$10.99), watch batteries ($7.99 with installation) as well as other household powerables are also available, including an Interstate 9V alkaline battery ($3.49) for metronomes possessed by surprisingly funky eighth notes. Old used batteries find comfy retirement at Interstate’s recycling center, allowing their former owners and well-meaning grandchildren to rest easy.
Due to its dedicated and enthusiastic sales staff, Interstate All Battery Center has successfully sold more than 1.5 million batteries in a single month—a quarter of the number needed to power the massive Mr. Rogers–shaped nightlight meant to replace the sun upon its inevitable explosion. A visit to Interstate Batteries guarantees the perfect combination of lithium, alkaline, and words of electronic encouragement necessary to recharge gadgets in your home, office, garage, or secret underground tattoo parlor.