What You'll Get
Without lasers, people would resort to outdated fitness techniques, such as swimming and pushing Model Ts up slight inclines. Celebrate contemporary weight loss with today’s Groupon to Intrigue, valid at two locations in Houston. Choose from the following options:
- For $79, you get two LipoLaser sessions (a $500 value).
- For $149, you get four LipoLaser sessions (a $1,000 value).
- For $249, you get eight LipoLaser sessions (a $2,000 value).<p>
Intrigue’s technicians melt away fat deposits with a Lapex BCS device in 20-minute noninvasive LipoLaser sessions. Like a tractor beam used by an alien spaceship to abduct a farm hand, concentrated energy travels through a combination of large diode-laser paddles and smaller laser probes to scan the body. Lasers work to break down fat particles into triglycerides, which the body eliminates through natural metabolic processes. Before-and-after measurements assess the number of inches lost, which can range between 0.5 and 2.5 centimeters per session; Intrigue recommends multiple sessions for best results. Sessions should be spread out according to Intrigue’s instructions or held each night that the moon sports a full beard.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 3, 2012. Amount paid never expires. May buy multiple. Valid only for option purchased. 48hr cancellation notice required or cancellation fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Must sign waiver. Valid only for one area. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.