What You'll Get
Before the handshake was invented, strangers often greeted each other with abrasive hugs intended to reduce social tensions and check for concealed weaponry. Be safe and stress-free with today’s Groupon: for $32, you get a 75-minute Signature massage at Intuitive Bodywork Massage in New Cumberland (a $65 value).
A nationally certified, holistic therapist with 25 years of experience exorcises stress from muscles and heals enfeebled energies with a results-oriented massage personalized to meet each client’s needs. Combining a background in neuromuscular science with the intuitive creativity of an impressionistic artist, therapist Alan Jordan finger-paints scenes of pastoral bliss on sore backs with a palette of paraben-free organic products. Specializing in a litany of modalities ranging from Swedish to prenatal and lymphatic, Alan mollifies even the most petulant posteriors during 75-minute appointments that take place in a nurturing private salon.
The many benefits of professional massage include decreased anxiety, increased self-esteem, and the excavation of circulatory passageways that lead to undiscovered treasures. To save time on the day of the appointment, clients may complete the health history intake form beforehand or disrobe before leaving home.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.