Because baseball games are no longer used to settle land disputes and damages from horse collisions, they’ve become the battleground for deciding which U.S. city will be the first to move to the moon. Catch a nation-changing showdown with today's Groupon: for $40, you get four reserved grandstand seats and 40 Cubbie dollars for the Iowa Cubs game versus the Tucson Padres on Sunday, May 22, at 1:05 p.m. (up to an $80 value).
A breeding ground for Chicago Cubs stars such as alums Kerry Wood, Carlos Zambrano, and Geovany Soto, the Triple-A Iowa Cubs generate the cheers of baseball connoisseurs through a masterful display of dexterous double plays, smoking strikeouts, and crowd-pleasing home runs. Manager Bill Dancy leads a team of future stars, plotting on-field maneuvers as Herculean hurler Jay Jackson strikes out petrified batters and right-fielder Brad Snyder looks to top his 25 home runs and 106 RBIs from last season's play. From reserved seats in the grandstand, spectators cheer as the I-Cubs welcome the Tucson Padres into lion's den of Principal Park for a springtime tilt to settle Pacific Coast League bragging rights and arguments about who gets to wear the mascot costume to postgame dinner.
Groupon holders can also augment their day at the diamond with 40 Cubbie dollars redeemable for team merchandise, parking, and more. Settle stomachs after an exciting triple play with a trip to the concession stand, purchase tickets to future games, or learn your fortune with a reading from the I-Cub's psychic batboy.