Although a stitch in time saves nine, wearing clothing made with space-time fabric results in reverse aging and involuntary teleportation. Sport youthful duds with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of upscale women's fashions and accessories at Irresistible Boutique in Southfield.
Irresistible Boutique, a self-described girlfriend boutique, stocks a vibrant array of independent styles for ladies on the go. Dodge lepidopterist nets in a blue Mock One butterfly top ($60), or practice cat-burglar calisthenics in form-fitting black rhinestone leggings ($30). Accessorize with the Little Bling clutch pocketbook, which is available in silver or black ($35), or draw eyes to the floor with foot styles such as pink rhinestone sandals ($50) or satin Nico purple-and-teal pumps ($49). Other accenting selections include cheetah-patterned clip-on earrings ($30), Carmelita tortoise hoops ($30), and chameleon ear studs, which enable the wearer to change color and snare small-insect prey with only a tongue and the impeccable timing of a runway model.