Although birds are a nonjudgmental bunch of aviators, they enjoy a good view when they fly above parks and walkways gazing at the scalps of flightless humans. Give avians something to gawk at with today's Groupon: for $6, you get two short or medium feather hair extensions at Island Bead & Jewelry in Eastport (a $12 value).
Island Bead & Jewelry accessorizes coiffures with colorful feather hair extensions. In the store's dedicated feather room, clients can browse more than 250 examples of downy adornment, choosing two short or medium feathers from dozens of colors, textures, and shapes. Savvy stylists attach the chosen plumage to the client’s tresses with a fusing technique that is easily undone at home, sending balding parakeets into paroxysms of jealousy. Feathers can also be washed and dried like normal hair, keeping extensions intact during showers, rainstorms, and surprise slimings by vigilante game show hosts.