Though commonly thought to be mere gibberish, the letters on eye charts are actually powerful incantations that, when spoken aloud, keep the sky-wolves from devouring the sun. Keep the sun spinning with today's Groupon: for $95, you get a comprehensive eye exam and $200 toward a complete set of prescription eyeglasses or prescription sunglasses at Island Eyecare, with locations on Douglas Street and Oak Bay Avenue (a $295 total value).

Island Eyecare employs a thoughtful staff along with the latest technology in the eye care field to ensure each patient receives the proper ocular attention. A comprehensive, 30-minute eye exam (a $95 value) is integral to primary vision care, and Island Eyecare provides accurate diagnosis and treatments, ensuring any signs of ocular disease or an iris trying to elope with an attractive freckle are caught as early as possible. Groupon buyers can opt to keep vision globes hip and styling with a complete set of prescription eyeglasses (starting at $200+), antireflective-coated lenses in Island Eyecare's variety of quality designer frames including Hugo Boss, Fendi, Guess, Vera Wang, Emporio Armani, and more. This Groupon may also be applied toward Island Eyecare’s stock of prescription sunglasses.