A romantic getaway to a beachside hotel is a great way to rekindle a marriage or a long-distance relationship with a mermaid. Fan the flames or fins of desire with today's Groupon: for $199, you get a two-night stay for two in a one-bedroom bungalow on Sunday–Thursday (up to a $350 value), beach accessory-rental for two (up to a $40 value), and a body scrub (a $35 value) at #1 Island Hideaway's A Beach'n Place Bungalows in downtown Fort Myers Beach (up to a $425 total value).
Steps away from the island city's tranquil beaches, the three single-bedroom bungalows at Beach'n Place come outfitted with upscale appliances, plush furnishings, crisp linens, and private patios draped in lush tropical vines. Butter up with sunscreen and roast yourself golden with the aid of beach accouterments including comfy beach chairs and plush towels, as well as a cooler and umbrella for cooling counterbalance (a $10/person/day value). Venture out to nearby restaurants for dinner, or huddle around one of the courtyard's barbecue grills and swap stories for sand dollars with other vacationers.
After a day of coastal cavorting, retire to your intimate abode and cleanse away the sands of time and the sands of sand with a two-person serving of the house-made organic body scrub, whipped up from in-season citrus and garnished with fresh rosemary or lavender, leaving skin supple and botanically fresh. Visitors can add additional guests for $10 per night, and can upgrade to a two-bedroom bungalow for toddling tagalongs or just for the extra fortress-pillows for an additional $46–$100.
Though #1 Island Hideaway sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.