The average human facade consists of approximately 80% skin, 15% spackling paste, and 5% puppy kisses. Manicure your majority with the help of today's Groupon: for $30, you get $75 worth of tanning and skincare services at Island Sun in River Ridge. Since it is not recommended that you get a facial and a tan in the same day, your Groupon may be used over multiple visits.

Island Sun's staff of skin experts is devoted to the safe, customized pampering of each client's pores and pigments. In addition to offering three levels of bed tanning to facilitate totally tailored finishes ($8–$19.99 per session, many packages also available), the salon offers UV-free sprayable sun services if you prefer sun showering to sunbathing ($42–$45 per session). Spray tanning sessions at Island Sun only take 60 seconds, meaning you can get golden in less time than it takes your friends to fasten their gladiator sandals before hitting the beachside arena. The salon uses the top-of-the-line VersaSpa sunless tanning system to deliver streak-free, natural-looking results.

The locally owned salon also performs a wide variety of facial services to keep your countenance from becoming sentient using its exclusive line of Oxygen Botanicals products. Sooth your smile's surroundings with a personalized rejuvenation facial ($70), or nourish and protect pores from free radicals with an antioxidant facial ($70). Be ready to show your face on the local circus's high beam after an acne facial ($65) bestows balance and a deep-cleaned sparkle on your epidermis. Call ahead to schedule an appointment.