Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in a gentle mist, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. Celebrate this breakthrough with today's deal. For $25, you get three airbrush tanning sessions at Itgirl Diva in Scottsdale. For an extra $5, Itgirl Diva will also throw in an eyebrow shaping. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.
Each tonal transformation is delivered with the graceful touch of experienced resident airbrusher, Sherene. Using premium Mystic airbrushes, Sherene propels a fine cloud of bronzer and tanning solution through the air, which lands lovingly onto skin and makes quick BFFs with local freckles. Customers get to choose from a variety of colors and shades, enabling would-be beauties to turn their top layer lightly bronzed, dark, or a daring neon purple. A trio of sessions with Sherene ensures that you'll remain body-burnished for a good, long while. And for $20 more per visit ($10 if you buy an airbrush spray package), you can upgrade to a soothing, natural body exfoliation before your airbrush, during which you'll be rubbed down with an invigorating spearmint sugar scrub, rinsed with warm water, and lovingly dried with a soft towel.
Change your stripes as if you were a futuristic chameleon, amazing friends and frenemies alike with your dramatic apotheosis into a bronzed goddess. Besides adding a little gold to the rampant white of this season's weddings, you can also show the prom date who stood you up for pasty Cheri what a mistake he made all those years ago when you unveil your newly effulgent complexion at the next high-school reunion. Get rid of tan lines, or add a few unusual ones of your own design with today's Groupon to Itgirl Diva and a little hands-on help from Sherene.