What You'll Get
The most secretive body parts are muscles, which hide behind layers of skin and appear only occasionally to help lift cars off trapped kittens. Flex your biceps in the absence of a cat emergency with today's Groupon: for $60, you get a one-month signature membership (a $139 value) at Ivy Fitness Club, located on the second floor of the historic Hotel Ivy. Hurry to redeem this Groupon, because it expires on August 31.
Ivy Fitness Club’s signature membership nets muscle mounders unlimited access to the top-flight fitness facility and its pulse-pounding group classes. Ivy’s spacious facility is clean, calming, and fully equipped, boasting high-end treadmills and elliptical machines lined up in long, straight rows, and fighting for cardio seekers' affection by flashing sophisticated features, such as individual TV screens and full-size microwaves. An abundance of strength-training contraptions help people tone muscles and gain enough strength to easily lift garbage cans filled with cement.
Signature members also receive special member pricing at Ivy Spa Club. Heal weary throwing-muscles with a mollycoddling sports massage ($88 with discount), or reward a loved one for attending your tuba recital with a relaxing couples massage ($165 with discount). Signature membership also tenders such benefits as complimentary towel and locker service, access to Hotel Ivy concierge services, and access to personal trainers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Must activate membership by 8/31/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. Subject to availability. New members only. Valid photo ID required for membership. Non-transferable. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.