Without teeth, gums would lead empty lives composed of hoarding crumbs and pilfering passing throat lozenges. Give your gums some job security with today's Groupon to J. Bert Johnson, DDS. Choose between the following options:
- For $95, you get a dental cleaning package (a $386 value), which includes:
- One exam
- Panoramic x-rays
- One cleaning
- For $125, you get a set of Ultradent bleaching trays (a $450 value).
J. Bert Johnson's professional staff empowers patients with sets of shimmering chompers. After doctors examine teeth for gum disease, oral cancer, and tiny reclusive ghosts, dental specialists take panoramic x-rays and scrub sullied fangs. Alternatively, clients who opt for whitewashed maws receive a set of Ultradent whitening trays and Opalescence PF 15%, a bleaching gel with carbamide peroxide and potassium nitrate fluoride to decrease sensitivity. During the initial 30-minute appointment, doctors craft custom trays by taking impressions of patients' teeth with the help of a skilled character actor. For two weeks, patients don their trays nightly, resulting in a whitened shine that can manifest within four days and last up to five years.
Housed in a stalwart two-story brick building that surveys a sloping lawn dotted with trees and a small lake, the dental-health emporium greets patrons with white french doors and framed photos of smiling faces lecture on the importance of oral hygiene.