Early humans believed that hair was actually the tentacles of an octopus living inside their skulls—an amusingly quaint notion now that modern science has proved it's technically a cuttlefish. Indulge your inner invertebrate with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a haircut, deep-conditioning treatment, and blow-dry from Natalie Flowers, a stylist at J Boutique Salon & Spa in Hawaii Kai (up to a $75 value).

Hand over the reins to professional hairstylist and licensed cosmetologist Natalie Flowers, a stellar scissorsist that specializes in transforming messy manes into prim coiffures. The visit to J Boutique Salon begins with an artistic trimming of your noodle nest during a haircut ($50), before the deep-conditioning protein treatment ($15–$25) softens and shimmers newly tamed tresses. A finalizing blow-dry and style provides a dashingly tussled look without having to zip across tourist-infested waters on a fan-propelled skimboard. Throughout the treatment, soak in the relaxing atmosphere that provides an opportunity to destress and ponder tabloid-related conundrums.