What You'll Get
The best photographers rise to the top by practicing, while second-best photographers rise to the top by shooting blackmail photos of the first-best. Snap like a champ with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a one-hour, on-location photography session and a CD of digital images at JColi Photography (a $150 value).
With such illustrious clients as ESPN and the Associated Press, expert photographer Jerry Coli skillfully photocopies moments of time and displays them in wall-worthy works of art. Up to four humanoids can commemorate their long-standing ties with a posing and gesticulating session held anywhere within 40 miles of Newport, choosing to take the first step toward modeling mastery or blush for a full 60 minutes with their chosen life mate. Customers will be rewarded for their smiles with a CD of the shoot, perfect for feeding to digital picture frames or using to drive an old CD player insane. Call ahead; an appointment is required.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 6, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Limit 4 people per shoot. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only within 40mi of Newport. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.