Early humans believed that hair was actually the tentacles of an octopus living inside their skull—an amusingly quaint notion now that modern science has proven it's technically a cuttlefish. Indulge your inner invertebrate with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of salon and spa services at J. Joseph Salon in Land O' Lakes. The newly renovated J. Joseph Salon serves up a full menu of lavish services that pamper patrons from their highest hair to their lowest toe. Sip a complimentary glass of wine while a passionate scissor sorcerer sculpts weary follicles into a sparkly new crown using high-quality Redken products ($35 for a cut and style), or rest your eyes as a specialist tends to their awnings with wax ($15). For a face as soft as a bully's self-worth, pair a 30-minute derm renewal peel ($50)—an exfoliating treatment that moisturizes and promotes skin growth—with a lip rescue treatment ($10).
- The pace has always been consistently pleasant and I've never been left to wait unnecessarily. The owner and his stylists are friendly and knowledgeable, taking time to listen to their client's requests and providing their expert knowledge to each client as needed. – lisadu, Citysearch
- Their massage therapist, Clarissa, does some amazing work. I'm not one to pay for massages, but if I did, I'd definitely have her work on me. – Kevin F., Yelp
J. Joseph Salon & Spa
At J. Joseph Salon & Spa, more than 30 expert stylists color, cut, and style hair, leaning on experience that causes them to be sought out by television programs, fashion shows, and droves of loyal customers. The salon's level system helps clients choose an ideal stylist based on training, years of professional experience, and number of swords and epaulets. Armed with instruction and certification from top salon academies, the team of stylists, aestheticians, and nail technicians helps patrons rework their appearance with haircuts and makeup applications, formal hairstyling, and shellac mani-pedis. Therapists help clients unwind and release pent-up tension with deep-tissue or Swedish massages, while skin experts revitalize complexions with nourishing facials and microdermabrasions.