Early humans believed that hair was actually the tentacles of an octopus living inside their skull—an amusingly quaint notion now that modern science has proven it's technically a cuttlefish. Indulge your inner invertebrate with today's Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of salon and spa services at J. Joseph Salon in Land O' Lakes. The newly renovated J. Joseph Salon serves up a full menu of lavish services that pamper patrons from their highest hair to their lowest toe. Sip a complimentary glass of wine while a passionate scissor sorcerer sculpts weary follicles into a sparkly new crown using high-quality Redken products ($35 for a cut and style), or rest your eyes as a specialist tends to their awnings with wax ($15). For a face as soft as a bully's self-worth, pair a 30-minute derm renewal peel ($50)—an exfoliating treatment that moisturizes and promotes skin growth—with a lip rescue treatment ($10).

Reviews

Though reviews are still growing for J. Joseph Salon, four Google Mappers give it an average rating of four stars. Two Yelpers and two Citysearchers give the salon an average of three stars.

• The pace has always been consistently pleasant and I've never been left to wait unnecessarily. The owner and his stylists are friendly and knowledgeable, taking time to listen to their client's requests and providing their expert knowledge to each client as needed. – lisadu, Citysearch
• Their massage therapist, Clarissa, does some amazing work. I'm not one to pay for massages, but if I did, I'd definitely have her work on me. – Kevin F., Yelp