When someone's getting all up in your grill, the best thing to say is, "You better step off! The surface temperature of grills can approach 550 degrees Fahrenheit—you shouldn't be standing on that thing!" Today's Groupon demonstrates a high regard for safety by leaving the grilling to the professionals: for $10, you get $20 worth of comfort fare at JJ's Cluckers Bar & Grill. This Groupon is valid for the Tomball and Houston locations.
JJ's Cluckers satiates poultry-loving palates with an extensive menu of flavorsome fowl served in a fun and family-oriented setting. Warm up incisors with pickle chips—battered and fried dill slices served with ranch dressing ($5.25)—before treating taste buds to sauce-soused wings ($7.99 for 10 bone-in wings). Liquid wing enhancers range from the silky-smooth honey barbecue to the hotter chipotle to the scorching code 5150, which provides an epicurean experience akin to hacky sacking a lava rock with your tongue.
Mouths in the mood for beef will find succulent solace in the customizable backyard burger, served with texas fries, onion rings, or tater tots ($8.99). Other entrees include the country fried steak ($9.79) and the grilled hawaiian chicken, a chicken breast soaked in pineapple teriyaki sauce and served with rice ($9.99), which work together along with the rest of the menu to produce a culinary harmony unseen since the California Raisins dominated the airwaves.