Aside from warming our brains and framing our faces, hair provides the only concrete evidence of the existence of wind. Treat breeze detectors right with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of salon services at J. Michael's Family Hairstyles in Gladstone.

J. Michael's Family Hairstyles aesthetic engineers expertly tweak tresses to design beautiful heads of hair. Surrender strands to a friendly stylist for a wet cut ($12/children, $17/women) or a cut and style ($15/children, $25/women). A scissor cut ($15) or a clipper cut ($19) keeps gentlemen prepared for unexpected photo shoots, and because all cuts include a shampoo and a conditioner, customers will leave the salon with hair as clean as it is neatly trimmed. If stray hairs vex otherwise pristine visages, facial waxing makes way for skin sleeker than that of a freshly buttered killer whale ($12–$20). J. Michael's Family Hairstyles also bestows naturally grown follicles with feather extensions—these standout coif attachments weather up to four months of regular washing, drying, curling, and flat ironing ($25/six feathers). Desired plume hues not found at the salon can be requested with a week's notice (additional $5 charge for special orders).